I’m watching the Human Centipede with Sally and Marlie, it’s so disgusting I had to stop eating Pringles.
james is serenading beyonce to me across the living room but he’s ruining the song. i hope he reads this cos he’s such a tumblr stalker. h8 u james.
Blue thinks we don’t know that she cleans her fanny with a toothbrush.
I’m the nice kind of son who brings his family back Christmas wine, rare chutneys and Victoria plum British made conserve, along with tea in a souvenir tin and a Christmas pudding, who wouldn’t want me to be their child?
the most depressing documentary on disabled relatives of the royal family. Puts a damper on Sunday afternoon.